Vertical Slit

Connecting All The Dots To Get The Complete Vertical Slit Picture Has Been A Grail-Like Task For Hundreds Of Record Collectors Since The Band And Its Leader Jim Shepard Were Outed In Forced Exposure # 13 In The Late '80s. Vertical Slit--At Any Time--Were An Anomaly Whose Live Sound Was Unlike Any Other Band Preening Around The South Campus Of Ohio State. They Most Assuredly Did Not Nod In The Direction Of Either NME Or NY Rocker. Instead They Pinned Back Ears Creem-Style Three Meth-Baked Beer-Soaked Shamen Who Concocted A Unique Midwestern Prog/metal Slobber Somewhere Between In The Court Of The Crimson King And Sabbath Bloody Sabbath. Even Though No One'll Read About 'em In The Wire No Less Of An Authority Than Chuck Eddy Immortalized V/Slit When He Ranked Lava Lamp Number 455 In His "seminal" Book Stairway To Hell The 500 Top Heavy Metal Albums Of All Time Beating Out Not Only The Two Aforementioned Influences At 460 And 488 Respectively But Also Confusion Is Sex Number 459 . Says Chuckles " Lava Lamp Adds Up To A Moss Of Pedal-Mass Not Unlike Hearthan-Era Pere Ubu." Get The Picture? And For Those Of You Who Can Only Be Moved By Joy Division Covers Hello! V/Slit's Version Of "I Remember Nothing " Done As A Tribute To Ian Curtis Who Had Died In May Of '80 Absolutely To Be Enunciated Eddy-Like Gets Atomized! So Surrender Your Shekels And Climb Aboard. In The Eternal Words Of Jim Shepard "It's Here/It's Now/Eat It Up/You'll Enjoy." read less