The Bunny

The Bunny Rock Destruction And Alcohol
Once Upon A Time There Was A Bunny. Formed By Johnny Bass A Redneck That Lived In The Brazilian Countryside. He And His Redneck Friends Like To Play Rock'n'roll. However Former Members Guto And Michael J Fox Both Left The Band Michael J Fox Returns To The Moveis And Guto Had To Tend The Farm. One Day Johnny Decided To Visit His Big City Friend Tommy Vodka. Vodka Had A Jewish Friend Uri The Jew And They Both Had A Guitar-Duo Band. But Goddamn Guitar-Duos Suck. They Wanted A Band! So Johnny Came Along With His Straw Hat And Texan Accent And Said "Sup Y'all! Lets Form A Band! Yeehaw!" Vodka And Uri Sent Everything Else To Hell And Joined The Band. But They Were Still Incomplete They Didn't Have A Drummer. On One Sunday Bloody Sunday Tommy Vodka Was Taking A Hike Through The Streets Of Sao Paulo When He Finds His Childhood Friend Which He Hadn't Seen In Years. Cesar. But Cesar Wasn't The Little Zelda-Addicted Bastard Vodka Remembered. He Had Become A Drummer. Cesar Had Been Badly-Oriented By Society And Destroyed Random Things. He Threw Cans Books And Computers Through His Window. He Cracked Drum Plates. He Was A Destroyer. Cesar The Destroyer! So These Four Motherfuckers Joined And Formed A Band Guided By The Stupid Words Of Bob The Manager Johnny's Brother. The Bunny Had To Go Through Some Pretty Rough Times Last Year... Tommy Vodka Got Wasted At A Home Party And Is Grounded By His Mother. Cesar Was Expelled From School After Telling His Teacher To Suck His Cock And Uriel The Jew.. Well You Know... But Still Rockin! The Bunny Is Now Playin In Many Venues In Both Sao Paulo And Campinas. Uriel Has Left To Live The Good Life In The USA Yeah Guess We Can Never Trust A... They Just Did Some Crappy Recordings Of Their Newest Songs Sex Addicted Back My Way Turn Me Around Mute People And Hey Jimi Which Isn't Available In This Site Cuz Its Homosexual . Yeah Cowboys... Johnny Still Hasn't Done Any Country Songs... But Now Were Gonna Stop Using Bad Language And Be All Bad-Ass Cuz We Are Just Three Very Nice Kids! You Know Swear Words Attract The Midia And Shi.. And Stuff. So Now Scroll Up And Enjoy Some Fresh Music From The Biggest Band In The World! And Remember Y'all The Bunny Is THE Band! Yeeehaw! read less