Opposable Thumbs

Three Young Possums Were Squirted Out Of Mother Music Possum In The Early
90's. These Possums Soon Became Bored As They Had The Luck To Be Squirted
out In A Town Called Knoxville. If There Were No Beer Or Movies Or
football Here Most People Would Just Sleep All Day. Perhaps They Do
anyway. So These Possums Took Up Instruments And Verily Unto Thee They
created Rock Music. And It Was Good. Or At Least The Possums Thought Anyway. After A Short Stint As The House Band In The Liberian Parliment The Boys
went On A Hike Somewhere Near Bucksnort Tennessee. There They Found The
secret Of Life Which They Sold To An Unemployed Shoe Repairman. He Then
told Them To Wander Thru The Desert For One Year Wearing Only But A Robe
and One Can Of Lysol Tied Around Their Neck. They Decided Not To Do That. Instead Superapple Ran For Dictator Of Argentina And Placed Second Skank Bought Two Pieces Of Wood And Zilla Found An Old Can Of Beans He
thought He Had Lost In A Sour Land Deal During The Depression. From There They Somehow Managed To Get It Together To Record 1995's God's Autograph 1996's Ready For Love And Our Cheapest Chicken And The Brand New Record Chicks Ahoy! Currently They Are All Married To Sheep And Live In Rural Tennessee On A
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