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I Do Hope You Are Not Scratching Your Heads In Wonder And Asking Yourselves ‘Who Is This Rotate The Completor?’ Right Now Because It’s Obvious Isn’t It? After All He Made It Very Clear In The Lyrics Of His Album ‘Rotate The Completors Completed Rotations Of The….’ That He Is The “…man With A Cabbage And An Antelope A Cantaloupe Who Tried To Steal His Beer” And Also That He Has “…the Biggest Bunch Of Salmon Eating People That He Calls His Friends.” Not To Mention The Fact That He Doesn’t “have 15 Million Friends Or Legs And That’s Ok With Him ” Or That He “just Want S To Be A House On The Hillside.” Yeah That Rotate The Completor!!! So You Understand Who He Is Now? ….Oh You Don’t? Well To Be Honest Neither Do I Really. RTC First Appeared On The Deserted Back Streets Of Inner City Tauranga New Zealand As A Geographically Challenged Busker In Late December Of 2008. However His Foray Into The World Of Busking Was A Brief One And He Was Not Heard From Again Until September Of 2009 When An Audio Cassette Began To Circulate Among Outsider Music Fans Entitled The Aforementioned ‘Rotate The Completors Completed Rotations Of The….’. Reactions To The Contents Of This Album Have Varied Greatly But While The Mixture Of Negative And Positive Reviews Have Thus Far Been Pretty Even All First Time Listeners Can At Least Agree On One Thing – It’s Different And That’s For Damn Sure!!! So Could You Be A Potential RTC Fan? Well That Depends… Do You Detest Production Values? Have A Thing For Silly Voices? Especially When It’s Obvious That They Have Only Been Affected In Order To Disguise A Massive Inability To Sing In Key? Like Warped Guitars? Out Of Time Drums? Like Them Even Better When They Are Played At The Same Time? You Do? Then You May Also Like Your Music Started Stopped Sped Up Slowed Down Thrown Around And Shaken About? How About An Eclectic Mix Of Bluegrass Blues Carnival Music Jazz Rock N’ Roll Prog Folk And Acid Rock Somehow Mashed And Blended Together? Lyrics About Personified Apples Sea Monkeys Albino Hedgehogs Who Also Just Happen To Be Deceased And An Alcoholic Mouse Who Can’t Afford To Buy His Own Drinks? Do You Like You Album Artwork To Feature These Same Characters And To Have Them Drawn By Someone With The Artistic Mindset Of An 8 Year Old? Really You Dig? Well You Just Might Make It As An RTC Fan After All. So At This Point If You Have Answered Yes To Any Of The Above Questions You May Be Intrigued And Longing To Hear RTC For Yourself So Listen To The Samples Provided Here Or Head Over To Www.Myspace.Com/rotatethecompletorfanpage To Hear A Few Of His Warped Songs And To Learn More About This Musical Genius. But Before You Do There Are Some Rules Which Rotate The Completor Wishes For You To Adhere To. As Per The Inlay Card Of ‘Rotate The Completors Completed Rotations Of The…’ 1. Listen Alone. 2. Listen With Head Phones On. 3. Listen Only At Night. 4. Only Permissible Foods To Be Eaten When Listening To ‘R.T.C’s C.R Of The…’ Cruciferous Vegetables Members Of The Allium Genus. If You Like These Then Your Next Option Is To Purchase A Copy Of 'Completed Rotations Of The...' On L.P Via His Record Company ROARATORIO Or To Contact Rotate The Completor At PO Box 2000 Tauranga New Zealand By Sending A Stamped Self Addressed Envelope With A Blank 90 Minute Audio Cassette Inside. Generally After 2-3 Weeks You Will Receive Your Return Package But Now With A Full Album Recorded On To It Along With One Or Two Other Pleasant Surprises In Most Cases. Amazingly Rotate The Completor Is Yet To Release His Music On To Compact Disc So For The True Fan We Must Put Up With These Archaic Formats. But Upon Contact Don’t Expect To Make A Friend Out Of Your New Hero Nor Expect Him To Come To Your Home Town Playing Sold Out Live Shows Any Time Soon Because Either Due To Misanthropy Introversion Mental Illness A Good Sense Of Mystery Laziness Lack Of Self Confidence Or A Combination Of All Of The Above He Has Made Very Little Effort To Self Promote His Work Nor Has He Responded To His Many Fans Requests/letters And Hasn't Been Seen Publically Since His Initial Busking Foray. In Fact The Majority Of All Publicity For RTC Has Been Generated By Rabid Fans Desperate To Get Exposure For Him So That He May Get Over His Personal Issues And Step Forth To Take His Mantle As New Zealand And The Worlds Greatest Musician. So Now That You’ve Heard It? What Did You Think? You Loved It? Of Course You Did….So Run Along Now And Spread The Word. Rotate The Completor Is The New Sheriff In Town. read less