Idiot Love

I've Been In Loads Of Bands So What?
I Hit The Bassist Over The Head With A Vintage Tele In The Last Band Because He Was Rubbish. He Knew I'd Over-Dubbed The Bass Bit On The Recordings Because It Wasn't Rubbish Enough.
I Lied About The Vintage Bit. The Rest Is True.
I Hate Prime-Donna Drummers Too Since When Did A Drummer Have The Reins Over What A Band Does.
so I Hit Him Over The Head With A Bass Tom. Then He Beat The Shit Out Of Me 'cause Drummers Are Usually Fit. The Ringmaster's Telecaster Sings On An Empty Stage........... read less