Supository

Way Back In 1992 Two Bad Ass Hustlers From Da Street Met Each Other During A Gig. A Band Had Cancelled And They Decided To Make Some Spontaneous Noise Making The People Present Run Home To Mama. The People Who Stayed Couldn't Get Enough So Max & Rut Decided To Go On And Suppository Was Born. During The Following Years Lots Of People Came And Lots Creamed Their Pants And Left. With The First Steady Line-Up They Recorded Their First Demo In '94 Called "Syphilis". The Line Up Back Then Was Max - Guitar Rutger - Drums & Vocals Erik - Bass & Vocals. After Hearing Their Demo Erik Decided He Rather Helped Unfortunate Animals And Decided To Become A Vet. Last Thing We Heard Is That He Got Stuck With His Arm In A Horse's Ass. With His Other Arm He Started Badger Records. Anyway They Met Rene At A Bikerclub From Which He Just Got Kicked Out Of. He Joined The Band To Improve His Image. At Least He Hoped So . As A Former R&B Band Reject Boris Got Strung Out On Alcohol And Some Illegal Substances And Woke Up In The Gutter Of Compton One Fine Day. And To Prove Suppository Isn't So Bad As They Look They Asked This Homeless Bum To Do Some Vocals In The Band. In '96 This Resulted In Their Second Demo Named "Project 13". Line Up Now Was Rene - Guitar Max - Bass Boris - Vocals Rutger - Drums. After A Split 7" With Rakitis Swe Rene Disappeared From The Face Of The Earth. Some Heard He Got Abducted By Extra Terrestrial Beings Other Claim He's Being Held In Singsing Prison For Exposing His Little Hoho To Some People He'd Met. Old Comic Book Hero Matty Helped The Band Out To Release A Split CD With Agathocles But He Also Couldn't Stand The Pressure Of Being A Real Getto Pimp So He Ran And Started Emeth. But Behold Ramones A Former Bible Salesman Showed Up To Be The Next Bastard In Line. With Him The Split 12" With Mindflair Was Recorded. All In Tradition To The Bands Values He Left To Live The Rest Of His Live Under Water As A Scuba Diver. In A Retard Center Nearby They Discovered Mark. They Helped Mark Escape And He Promised To Help Em Out On Guitar. After A While They Couldn't Stand The Bad Smell He Had Coming From His Mouth So They Returned Him To The Retard Center. He Started The Band Fubar With Some Other Mental Loonies. Walking Back From The Retard Center To The Car Max Almost Got Hit By A Bus But Was Saved In The Nick Of Time By Robin The Boy Wonder. He Looked Even Sillier Without His Cape And Panties But They Decided To Kidnap Him Anyway And Ask For Random. After 5 Months No One Had Responded To Their Demands And Robin Proved To Be An Excellent Guitarist. They Kept Him And Moved On To Record Their First Full Length "Punching Out Reality" Released On Forensick Music From Slovakia. With Robin Came An End To The Curse Of The Guitarist From Which The Band Was Suffering From Day One. This Guy Actually Kept Up With The Shit They Fed Him. To Promote Their First Opus A European Tour Was Done In Summer 2002 With Fellow Candy Asses Entrails Massacre And Regurgitate. Britney Spears Cancelled At The Last Moment So They Had To Do It With These Bumholes. After The Tour They Where Featured On The Relapse Sampler "Dutch Assault" And Recorded A Split CD With Grot Uk Soon To Be Released By Grindethic Rec. And A Split 12" With Regurgitate Swe Out Soon On Badger Rec This Year In April 2004 At A John Travolta Look-A-Like Contest They Ran Into Willem Jan. This High School Drop Out Was Looking For A Second Band As His Other Band Hot N' Steamy Monkey Love Was To Slow For Him. They Decided To Give Him A Try And Kick In The Butt And See What Happens…
Up Till This Moment Lots Of Releases Are Planned For The Bastards. Some Splits Are Coming Your Way Just As A New Full Length. Lock In Your Daughters Cause Suppository Is Coming In A Theater Near You This Summer. Stay Tuned… Responsible Robin - Bad Ass Sick-O Keeper Of The 7 Strings Super Hero Boris - Street Hustler Smelly Breath Boybandbasher Willem Jan - John Travolva Look-A-Like Air Guitar Wannabe Illegal Mexican Immigrant Max - Fart Machine Bass-Tard Ventilator Rutger - Ex-Pornstar Hard Hitter Part-Time Pharmacist read less