Baked Goods Ep - Album

Millions Of Years Ago The Annunaki Came To Earth In Search Of Specimens To Take Back To Their Home Planet Near Alpha Centauri. They Froze A T-Rex In Carbonite For Easy Storage. Just Before They Could Beam It Up To Their Cargo Hold A Giant Comet Slammed Into The Gulf Of Mexico. The Annunaki Were Forced To Leave As A Huge Dust Cloud Blocked Out The Sun. The World Plummeted Into An Age Of Darkness... For Millions Of Years The T-Rex Warmed In The Swamps Of Gainesville Florida. In Early 2009 The Carbonite Shell Finally Began To Weaken And The T-Rex Emerged From His Slumber. His Hunger Was Insatiable Due To His Million Year Old Munchees. He Went Immediately To Local Watering Holes Around The University Of Florida And Nommed Up All The Pretty Girls Basking In The Sun. read less