I've been in loads of bands, so what?
I hit the bassist over the head with a vintage tele in the last band because he was rubbish. he knew I'd over-dubbed the bass bit on the recordings because it wasn't rubbish enough.
I lied about the vintage bit. the rest is true.
I hate prime-donna drummers too, since when did a drummer have the reins over what a band does.
so I hit him over the head with a bass tom. then he beat the shit out of me, 'cause drummers are usually fit.
The ringmaster's telecaster sings on an empty stage...........