There Are Multiple Artists With The Name Stats 1 Stats Are A Minimal Rock Band. Stats Are You On The Internet And Stats Are Also Work. Stats Can't Dance And Stats Don't Take Drugs. Stats Have Big Plans Tomorrow. 2 - Formerly Stay Fucked. Tony Gedrich - Bass/noise Joe Petrucelli - Guitar Hank Shteamer - Drums 3 A Norwegian Indie Band Who Changed Their Name To Shiks Appeal Late 2014.